The Reasonable Things.....

How could I do this article and have NOT covered the ultimate in cool, beauty and presence...

Ms. Rosie Beaton

A Woman who's bold enough to sit and chat to Me (while being asked out on a date with me by former Caffeine Show co-host Marvs) for 30 minutes, deserves a fucking medal.

If not a medal, at least a mention in this column.

Rosie is the host JJJ's "Super Request" program, now having to put up with dumb shit requests by dumb shit people EVERY WEEKNIGHT, also says.... she deserve a medal.

(Note: The Caffeine Show does NOT "do" Requests!!! ask Rosie for those okay, children??)

Apart from the fact I think shes is a stunner (yet, no one else see why I do). She is actually a very good radio host. I would defnately struggle in her role and from the little time we got to spend with Ms.Beaton during that interview we did nearly 16 months ago, she seemed to possess a unbreakable positive persona and had me coming to the conclusion thats she is slightly mad (absolutely nothing wrong with that either, my dear).

Unlike your host here (Me!!! if you don't catch my drift), who is on a good dose of "Haterade" every week... she is a beam of positivity and usually cheers myself and the JJJ's audience up with her constant happiness and great attitude towards her job. She is the anti-Gav in a wierd way.

Unlike her rivals on the commercial networks, she isn't fake as fuck (what you hear, is what you get), giving out leftover promo copies of Pussycat Dolls or Mariah Carey CD's. She has the "Scab Grab" (which I could never match If I tried) for that kinda gear.

But for those that listen my pointless ramble and the girls shoot down my oversized ego every Wednesday Night, you should know that they are missing out on all the Rosie action, but of course who have Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday for that.

So heres to my rival and radio hero, Rosie Beaton

With Love

Gavin Crossley