Thursday, August 24, 2006

More Rosie Tripe and more...

Hello Heathens,

Now I thought, seems I haven't written one of these for a while (due to me getting a social life and a job...which I HATE...but you know...gotta make money)...I thought now that I have a little free time...i'll get to writing.

More Rosie Talk...













Now, I had someone tell me that Rosie looks like "she needs a facelift" after watching on Jtv recently....asked why this person they said that "she looks like face is sliding off of her skull". I must admit she does look very pale...but so am i....so this does wonders for me. It's probably because the ABC can't afford stage make-up (trust me it fucking works on pale skin...i looked great when they put that shit on me for my TV appearence in Access 31 TV) or they give all thier production money to The Chaser (which isn't that much of a bad thing) and buying more shitty episodes of The Bill...give her some make-up and some decent lighting.

But I'd also would like the ABC to give her some fucking cue-cards, a whiteboard...anything to read OFF-SCREEN. It looks really stupid when she has to read off a clipboard on what coming in the show...and know ABC production is cheap...not Access 31 cheap...but cheap. But having her read off a clipboard...makes her look stupid and unprofessional....ABC buy a fucking whiteboard for Rosie....or I will.

anyway....

I've been....thinking!

I've also been doing some thinking lately in between bus trips into the city and dealing various halfwits, bogans, drug-addicts and transit "police", that not only are people in general are stupid... but people in Perth are EXTRA stupid.

The general population have been dulled down the wonderful weather (admittedly) and their ever growing obessesion with the Eagles, the Dockers and Northbridge. When the "the bridge" becomes a good place to go and see GOOD music not just get drunk and be a fucktard and catch an STD or a beatdown by nights end...then and ONLY then will we "Perthians" start to catch up with the rest of the planet earth.

Sydney or Melbourne are looking good right now....apart from the exceedingly high cost of living and high crime rate.

Just some random thoughts

Love Gavin

The Playlist....yes, i'm over it...aren't you yet?

and goes like...

Little Birdy - Come On Come On
The Grates - Science Is Golden
The Mars Volta - Viscera Eyes
The Black Keys - Your Touch
Kasabian - Empire
One Horse Town - Havana
Simon Kelly - Cloud On The Corner
The Sounds - Song On A Mission
The Killers - When You Were Young
Disturbed - Land Of Confusion
Rhymefest - Brand New
Vanlustbader - Here We Go Again
The Dresden Dolls - Backstabber
The Flaming Lips - The W.A.N.D
Guillemots - Unnamed Love Song # 43
The White Room - Vicious Girl
Dallas Crane - Curiousity
Klaxons - Atlantis To Interzone
The Bronx - White Guilt
MSTRKRFT - Work On You
Something With Numbers - Apple Of The Eye
The Datsuns - System Overload
Bob Evans - Nowhere Without You

Tragic Song: Sandi Thom - I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker With Flowers In My Hair (and thanks to Fidella) anything by Lily Allen

Another Show Down....NEXT WEEK is going to be HUGE...in fact a show changing announcemnet will be made and MUCH MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH More...

til the next time I'm forced to broadcast to you morons...

Gav

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Tonight on The Caffeine (79th Edition)

Hello Man-whores and sluts....

This Week on the... mangy, fetid, groin sore of Radio Show which is The Caffeine Show....

CDFM Returns and we lookback in time at our friends from that mental little radio serial.

Tragic Songs reels another piece of shit song in....

and all the rest of the tripe we produce...

PLUS...NEW Music From The Mars Volta, The Datsuns and Disturbed

The Caffeine Show
Wednesday Nights from 6pm
on 89.7 Twin Cities FM
www.twincitiesfm.com.au
www.myspace.com/caffeineshow